What the hell was the name of that Olympic mascot a while back... the Atlanta one where they couldn't decide on anything and just basically puked on a concept drawing and called it a - Whatzit? Was that it?
The Flash, in full regalia, has been conserving his energy for the last hour or so as the set-up for the endurance run. But now, he's in the starting area, drinking some water, pondering a 30-second power nap, even. Cracking his knuckles in anticipation of who his opponent might be.
Looking around to the crowd, feeling a mild bit of butterfly-stomach. Fastest Man Alive, c'mon. What's to worry about?
Why... are those people getting naked over there?
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"Yes. I missed that particular memo. Rassum frassum brain spores frazzum."
He immediately looks around to see if Jesse's gawking at him from anywhere.
"It's not an encumberance... it's a counteract-the-floppy..." he starts, weakly, before sighing, rubbing his eyes.
Yeah, he'll need the mask.
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August 17 2005, 11:54:01 UTC 6 years ago
But when Jesse starts taking off her shoes... his eyes widen, and and his lips starts a-quivering.
"Ooh... wh-h-hoa... hhhh...hhhhhuh...."
Then he shakes out of the stupor. "Now how 'bout that? You do a good deed, show up to support your friends, and you get to see the hot babes naked as a reward!"
His hands launch triumphantly into the air - FAR into the air.
"THE SYSTEM WORKS!"
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She flips the bird at Plastic Man.
She then turns back to Jesse, hoping the stun effect worked. "Better?"
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August 20 2005, 09:32:59 UTC 6 years ago
"Well this is as cozy as streaking a party sans a digested twelve pack..."
August 18 2005, 08:49:37 UTC 6 years ago
Too bad the "outside" world ties nudity in with sex so much. Geez, people, it's the human body... *looks at Starfire* Well, human and whatever she is. Still, she's beautiful- like a sculpture I saw at the modern art museum.
She makes it a point to smile at them and send reassuring vibes their direction. They kinda need it right now.
August 17 2005, 12:12:55 UTC 6 years ago
"Its true that Hades is using it against you. Maybe that's why he didn't care that I wore my costume. He knew how little it mattered to me. That and he gave a suit to Achilles too.
"I'll tell you what, I'll help you all out a little bit."
Tempest points the Trident at the stands and every recording device is instantly hit with a magical electric charge which fries its circuitry, exposes film etc. It also fries a few communicators, and cell phones incidently, but not all of them. Of course he can't do anything about those lantern rings.
"Now you don't have to worry about the crowd. Focus on what you are here for and not with your bodies. None of the Titans have anything to be embarrassed about. Not even Roy if you can believe that. Hades may try to throw some curves at you like he did me. Be prepared for anything and focus. Don't break whatever rules they set for you. We don't want anyone disqualified. Be good. Be strong."
Tempest's voice changes from strong to lighthearted. Besides, if this sort of thing turns you on, there is always that other Greek tradition to honor later at the Tower." To the quizical looks he laughs, "The victory orgy!" He roars in laughter, happy to break the tension a bit.
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August 17 2005, 12:35:24 UTC 6 years ago
Eros above on Olympus...
She realizes there's a very large gap in her memory that Flash would have been in no position to help restore.
All I have are impressions as to what I may or may not have done with that man, and this is a very bad time to think about that. Give me a chance to find out when this is over at the very least, please...
August 17 2005, 13:27:25 UTC 6 years ago
"HEY, FISH STICKS! THEY WERE GONNA ALL BE TASTEFUL ARTY FARTY SHOTS, YA BASTARD!"
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Vic is kicking himself mentally for not thinking of it.
He's "unclothed", too, at this point, his sweat suit folded on a bench. But really, for him, that doesn't mean much.
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"ARGH! My GIGAbytes of MP3s!"
August 17 2005, 12:52:41 UTC 6 years ago
You can take this poser, Wally.
And after that nanosecond ticks off, he's gone. Barry doesn't want Hades accusing him of interfering.
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He just blinks a bit, processing what he just saw... then smiles.
That's right, Barry. I'll take whoever they throw at me.
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August 17 2005, 21:35:42 UTC 6 years ago
His eyes look around for a sign of who he's going to be racing against.
August 17 2005, 21:47:58 UTC 6 years ago
"You are the Flash? I am Iris."
August 17 2005, 22:13:19 UTC 6 years ago
"Um. Yeah. The Flash. Nice to meet you, Iris," he response, shaking her hand. "Uh... this is a FOOT race, right? You don't get to use those wings, do you?"
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*jumps up and down enthusiastically before remembering he's nude*
*goes back to doing laps*
August 19 2005, 23:28:38 UTC 6 years ago
He might be old enough to remember that whole thing.
August 19 2005, 23:36:39 UTC 6 years ago
*old enough yes, but spent the relevant part in the wrong century*
August 20 2005, 08:42:56 UTC 6 years ago
"The Flash did the dash, for a lot more than mere CASH!"
He lets out a whoop of a cheer, applauding Ol' Fleet Feet.